real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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