Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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