David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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