do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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