i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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