Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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