Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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