batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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