hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
This house was built for laser tag.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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