Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize