btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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