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(816): View more from Missouri

I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.

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(480): View more from Arizona

She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.

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