you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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