I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
