Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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