Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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