my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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