Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Quick, to the slutcave!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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