just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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