Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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