Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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