If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
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