So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I am spending my child support on dildos
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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