that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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