I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize