Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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