it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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