he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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