yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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