He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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