I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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