belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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