I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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