i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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