I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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