I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
