Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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