Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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