wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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