her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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