Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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