jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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