We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
tell me about the fingering
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