sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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