North Korea, Best Korea!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize