He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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