Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
