i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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