Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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