That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She announced her abortion via fbk
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
