I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
