We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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