Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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