im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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