i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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