wakey wakey hands off snakey
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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