So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
