I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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